Self Confident 
--------------
Hi!  I'm a stupid! 
a stupid asshole 
I like to beat myself 
with a ten foot pole 
I'm an ugly fuck! 
Being attractive?  HA! 
I'm shit out of luck 
I have no muscle 
I'm fat like a blimp 
I jerk off to gay porn, 
yet I'm still limp 
I don't wash my hair 
never change my underwear 
but I really don't care 
I do what I please 
because no on is there for me 
I act like a prick 
I've got a small dick 
My hygeine is really sick 
Raid for deoderant 
If I could just change my clothes 
but I can't 
Its molded on 
atheltes foot and lice 
Its not real nice 
"Hey, You're smelly!" is that a hint? 
I don't give a rats ass 
I've got self confidence