The President 
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Please vote for me 
for I will bring freedom 
to this failing democracy 
when I am elected 
no citizens will be rejected 
for all shall be protected 
because 
I am the President 
of the United States' Government 
this is not an arguement 
but a crystal clear statment 
Now that I am in office 
I think I'll get laid 
after I puff this 
its a good cigar 
my wife thinks communism 
is the red scare 
actually its a codename 
for that whore with red hair 
I get it on a lot 
I'm not going to legalize pot 
because 
I am the President 
of the United States' Government 
this is not an arguement 
but a crystal clear statment 
This is my country 
Because HEY-HEY 
I'm the president 
of the U-S-A...A